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Old 01-10-04, 15:27   #101
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greenpeace don't steal whales, they relocate them to their natural habitat. doesn't matter if she can't swim either cause fat floats i hear?

oi and neno when you get really pissed and you've been smoking try not to make out with me, at least not in public leave that stuff for the bedroom when we get home honey
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Old 01-10-04, 15:38   #102
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haha i cant wait to see u fellas once u all get pissed itll be funny as just random abuse flyin round the club hahah

i bet you guys make grant or the fat chick cry
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Old 01-10-04, 15:48   #103
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greenpeace don't steal whales, they relocate them to their natural habitat
so they will escort her straight to city rowers.
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Old 01-10-04, 16:14   #104
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They would but it's closed, so it's straight to the victory ..... lol

VLT87 - is your VL same colour as mine with gauges on the bonnet ?
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Old 01-10-04, 16:19   #105
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nah thats scootas poof car vlt69 mine doenst even have a bonnet
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Old 01-10-04, 16:47   #106
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VLT87 - have u seen me around before mate? I see "scoota" around a fair bit ...
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Old 01-10-04, 16:55   #107
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VLT87 - have u seen me around before mate? I see "scoota" around a fair bit ...
nah im a old fart so i dotn go out anymore. someone better make sure I stay awake tommorow night
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Old 01-10-04, 18:57   #108
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nah im a old fart so i dotn go out anymore. someone better make sure I stay awake tommorow night
dont fall asleep around grant
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Old 01-10-04, 20:21   #109
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Gormo i can feel another '21st birthday' coming up

is simo gonna come out or do i hear a whip cracking already?
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Old 01-10-04, 22:51   #110
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Gormo i can feel another '21st birthday' coming up

is simo gonna come out or do i hear a whip cracking already?

i think he needs some beams come out dave and get that slave cylinder while u indulge in some 'warm up drinks at my place
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Old 01-10-04, 23:04   #111
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yeh dave u come out tomorrow night.. i'll have 140 bucks for u man !!

let me know.
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Old 01-10-04, 23:05   #112
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ps dave u are the biggest fag man
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Old 02-10-04, 01:43   #113
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pps.. stocky.. wat i said stands dude.. u come anywhere near me man. and i'll ***in smak ur ur head in poof.
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Old 02-10-04, 02:42   #114
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LOL Ollie Have fun poofs
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Old 02-10-04, 02:53   #115
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LOL Ollie Have fun poofs
**** man the only poofs comin out is Neil and his boyfriend that delivers pizzas to neils mums work all the time.

his name is sabastian..... hes a weedy ****ed mother****er.. but i think he told grant or soemone who tole me that neils mum.. as sad as it is that she pumped him out of her ****... still has a pretty nice snatch :P hahaha

i think sabastian has been poking neils mum , and then they eat the pizza together , and then neil sux off sab's **** , till he blows again.

then neil and his mum try and make bowel babies , cos her fanny is too sore from sabastians efforts earlier.

dirty bunch of ****s they are

But anyway.. back to the more important things in life.. Unlimited 2 for 1 beverages till 12 and the likes of red hot moisties as Mr. K would put it. Tonight sounds like it goin to be a bit of fun... and emily once said the nights sky is dark because the suns gone down.


Plan of attack:
-meet at port office
- get blind
- chek out the glamours
- try and ditch neil as early as possible (dont wat chiks ditching us when they see that bev hanging with us) haha
-smack clam and put it thru da carwash baby
-pass out
-get kicked out of the port office for throwing up all over some hot chiks rack
-get smaked out by her b/f
-get free ride home in an ambulance

-wake up the next day and dont know where u are
- shake it off and prepare for sundays festivities..
it'll now be day as the sun is out....
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Old 02-10-04, 04:30   #116
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phuk it is 430am , why am i awake still


ollie - whats this about neill man , i thought u were mates?
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Old 02-10-04, 04:30   #117
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ps dave ur the biggest homo **** here man
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Old 02-10-04, 09:32   #118
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hmmmm i need some rock solid plans.
like big gay andy i got home at 5am this morning... awak now at 9:30.... keen to hit the turps again
either go to the valley, hit up some clubs, go to the peep show
or go to the port-o, meet up with a bunch of raving homosexuals and and pay ****s out and cause some mayhem....

hmmm
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Old 02-10-04, 09:36   #119
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ps you ****s love the ****
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Old 02-10-04, 09:39   #120
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come on dave, come out man. stop hanging around the vic with all the seedy old men and come to the PO which is even worse, but at least has 2-4-1 drinks so you can get smashed for cheap.

ollie: how'd you know about sebastian, my secret lover? i thought it was a secret forever but looks like the secret is out.

having said that, i have the odd feeling that tonight could be a good one, as a matter of fact i'll have to go ahead and bet everyone that i'll be going home with a good looking woman tonight. anyone up for a contest?

(oh and she can't be a fat desperate mole, has to be respectable)
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Old 02-10-04, 09:57   #121
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(oh and she can't be a fat desperate mole, has to be respectable)
dammit... looks like i am out of the running.

only bad thing about the PO is that the chicks seem to walk around with their nose in the air as if their **** dont stink!
just need to find a group of c0ck hungry hoes who happen to like homo's in VL's... and a slapper who loves giving head to classy guys that drive R31's!

phuckin around in sandpits is gay!.. i'm finding sand in almost every orriface... looks like i have to wash my hair to get it out (N)

thats it.. i'm primed for some drinking! just need a fat feed then its beer o'clock
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Old 02-10-04, 10:10   #122
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oh and she can't be a fat desperate mole, has to be respectable
Looks like hitting up grants bitch is outta the question then...
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Old 02-10-04, 10:20   #123
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No neil.... u arent allowed to pay your step sister or cousin to pretend to go home with you and lick ur scrotum !!
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Old 02-10-04, 10:27   #124
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Pretend to go home with him? Hes not afraid of Springer
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Old 02-10-04, 10:40   #125
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and he does root his mum already... ? u have a point luke

haha
tonight will be funny.
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