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Old 08-06-04, 12:41   #101
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I see your point - just. I prefer a low-maintenance woman who looks good without make-up, doesn't suck your money out of you (if you had it), isn't afraid to tell guys to f uck off, punches not slaps, knows how to drive a car (bit of a dream that one) and shags like a minx.

I can't stand those trendy chicks. My ex-ex slart was one and I wish I could donkey punch her right now cause I dispise her so much.
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Old 08-06-04, 13:05   #102
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hehe, "donkey punch"..... i think we all knew what you meant there.
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Old 08-06-04, 13:18   #103
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yer i see your point but im a 19 year old horny bloke who likes blonde ****s

so the clubs r the place to go

and the trick is never get tricked into a relationship yer constant sex may sound tempting but dont do it

i saw a chick the other day with her bonnet on here VK up her arms up to greese and a shortest shorts on i seen (no way they were road worthy way to low) and a bikini top on and she was hot as **** i almost hit a pole i couldnt stop lookin at her
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Old 08-06-04, 13:28   #104
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should have stopped to give her a "hand".
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Old 08-06-04, 14:34   #105
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i wanted to but i think once she saw a guy driving a falcon starin at her and then almost hit a pole kinda turned her off
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Old 08-06-04, 16:01   #106
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I see your point - just. I prefer a low-maintenance woman who looks good without make-up, doesn't suck your money out of you (if you had it), isn't afraid to tell guys to f uck off, punches not slaps, knows how to drive a car (bit of a dream that one) and shags like a minx.
I found one of these women, so I married her !! And she's 10 years younger than me !!! I too had a trendy bitch of a girlfriend once, an aerobics instructor. She went off with a body builder and now I couldn't be happier.
My wife wants to join up on here as "Mrscoastvl", whatda ya reckon?
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Old 08-06-04, 16:13   #107
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Yer do it. If she is like you say she is it'll be tops. Chicks have the funniest comebacks sometimes.
My recent ex was one of these girls also - great chick but its time to move on.
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Old 08-06-04, 16:18   #108
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My recent ex was one of these girls also - great chick but its time to move on.
hhrrrmmm me too - oh well

just ask em to "show us ya ****" and if they dont , try the next one
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Old 08-06-04, 16:30   #109
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Geez man, thats rough. At least use 'axe wound' or 'piss-ole'. Chicks don't like the word ****
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Old 08-06-04, 16:49   #110
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Sometimes they do !........
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Old 08-06-04, 17:25   #111
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hehe yer i met a few of them

and btw coastvl did u get on your roof to take a pic of that car
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Old 08-06-04, 17:43   #112
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lol, No thats from the balcony of our unit in Coffs. I think it looks good.
Btw thats my car.
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Old 08-06-04, 17:46   #113
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what grade tinting is on your car glenn ?? seemed to be "slightly" darker than the usual T-35 the other night when you got your number plates off me
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Old 08-06-04, 17:56   #114
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Geez man, thats rough. At least use 'axe wound' or 'piss-ole'. Chicks don't like the word ****

hahaha nah u do it for comedy reasons - i yelled it out last sat night at milton maccas and i had jay , ollie , serena , rob and justin in tears , they thought it was somewhat crude but pretty funny.


then i told some dude to turn his stereo down or id smash him lol , he proceeded to turn it off. geez im a unit
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Old 08-06-04, 18:30   #115
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It's 5% and has been on there for 10 years. Apart from the fronts that GCCS destroyed.
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Old 08-06-04, 18:33   #116
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oh man
i was at work the other day and just thought of how you said that andy and started laughing to myself in front of customers lol
they must have thought i was the biggest retard... when i was only visualising some scumbag arsehole yelling out "show us ya ****"
hahah you vulgar piece of ****

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Old 08-06-04, 19:25   #117
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I see your point - just. I prefer a low-maintenance woman who looks good without make-up, doesn't suck your money out of you (if you had it), isn't afraid to tell guys to f uck off, punches not slaps, knows how to drive a car (bit of a dream that one) and shags like a minx.

I can't stand those trendy chicks. My ex-ex slart was one and I wish I could donkey punch her right now cause I dispise her so much.

your lookin for a guy then....
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Old 08-06-04, 23:18   #118
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hahahaha that made me laugh

and coast VL your wagon is neat i seen it on the last exchaser cruise my mate has one the same but turbo with intercooler
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Old 08-06-04, 23:26   #119
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yeah luke u will be lookin for a while buddy unless u find a miriam lmao
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Old 09-06-04, 00:12   #120
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she was on rove tonite

wtf am i sayin she i will refer to it as it from now on

it was sayin how it started takin hormones at 11

how it new it wanted to be a girl at 11 i don tunderstand at 11 i couldnt choose wich bike to buy little own if i wanted a ****

it said it is a pre-op sex change wich means that the c0ck is still there

BUT here is my major drama didnt it say at one stage she is a swimsuit model in some messed up country where they trade donkeys for 11 year old trans vestite things

how can she model swimsuits if she has a c0ck i was thinkin maybe she tucks and tapes or somethin but even then when she is walkin down the runway u would see a buldge where her **** is meant to be and it would look like she is hiding some kind of pre stage dump in here swimers
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Old 09-06-04, 00:51   #121
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wtf am i sayin she i will refer to it as it from now on

how it new it wanted to be a girl at 11 i don tunderstand at 11 i couldnt choose wich bike to buy little own if i wanted a ****

how can she model swimsuits if she has a c0ck i was thinkin maybe she tucks and tapes or somethin but even then when she is walkin down the runway u would see a buldge where her **** is meant to be and it would look like she is hiding some kind of pre stage dump in here swimers
HAHAHAHA shaun you're a funny ****
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Old 09-06-04, 01:03   #122
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haha are u offering to be his boyfriend Grant.. ? as descreet as u make it look.. its quite obvious to the homophobic. hahhaha
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Old 09-06-04, 01:22   #123
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Old 09-06-04, 10:11   #124
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Yeah its mega hard to find a woman like that, but it can be done. My ex was that girl!
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Old 09-06-04, 10:41   #125
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haha are u offering to be his boyfriend Grant.. ? as descreet as u make it look.. its quite obvious to the homophobic. hahhaha
shut up midget boy. i don't know what your fetish is with gays, but don't draw me into it.. hey, you've bought a shell, yeah? how's commin along? painted yet?
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