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Old 08-11-05, 12:46   #101
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you guys arent inbred just genitically challenged.
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Old 22-11-05, 11:40   #102
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tassie has mad road laws. see the p plata on 2day 2night that copped 20 fines and is still driving bcause the demerit points don't register until you pay the fine. we need laws like that to make roads more safer then what they are.
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Old 24-11-05, 17:53   #103
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yeah, it used to be like that up here, but was changed.....i just got a letter from a recovery agency and a letter from out RTA...spewin...
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Old 26-11-05, 20:18   #104
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tassie isnt that bad, the weather sucks but its a nice place 2 live. i wouldnt mind moving to qld tho.

and yea the road laws are sick down here. cops go pretty easy on us.
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Old 27-11-05, 12:53   #105
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*Note* I am at work and I am bored so I thought I might share a random story.

Cops down here are very relaxed! before the hoonlaws came in a mate and myself were on our way home from a night on the town in his LE kitted vlt, we were approaching a red light at a major intersection in hobart as we got closer it went green so my mate knocked it back to 3rd and dabbed the clutch. As we went through the intersection with smoke pouring off the rears and a bit sideways, there was a cop car just pulling up at the adjacent lights. On came the party lights and they took chase. My mate instantly pulled over which I think they appreciated. The police dude was a sarge and he had another one with him who looked like he was just out of the academy.
this is what the sarge said: " nice car, whats she got done to it?"
my mate: Blah blah blah(5 mins later) Blah"
Cop: "Oh, nice, looks like it has a bit of power, but it's not wise to drive like that even at this time of the morning, you could run over some pissed people who are on their way home from the clubs. how fast were you going?".
mate: Yeah in know, im sorry I wont do it again, ummm 80kmh(in a 60)
Cop: (shakes head) you been drinking?
Mate: "No, i mean yes earlier"
Cop: " Blow on this"
Me: "c'mon blow harder, harder woo hoo", (claps like a retard)
Cop: you blew zero, (to me) Looks like you had a good night?
Me: "hehe yeah been fishing"
Cop: What for?
me: Clam, oh i mean umm, young lases(giggles)
Cops: haha any good?
Me: Na waste of time tonight, give me a go on the the bretho"
cop: Oh well you'll have try another night, Press the button and blow until it beeps (hands me the gadget while he walks around the car and checks the rear tyres which were bald)
me: ok (blows)
Cop:(to mate) " your rear tires need replacing"
Mate: yeah I know I have some at home I'll change them tomorrow"(ie take cepters off)
Cop: "ok good stuff" (to me) how'd you go?
Me: 0.06, not bad for seven or eight pints eh?
cop: yeah (laughs) ok then fellas we better take off"
Us: "yeah ok, nice talking to you"
Cop: "Ok fellas Make sure you behave yourselves and cut down the speed a bit, ok? gets in car and drives off"
Me: (to mate) "Fark your a lucky *******"
Mate: "yeah nice blokes" (shakes his head in amazement)

This just shows that not all cops are fun nazi's.
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Old 27-11-05, 20:02   #106
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fuck, whats the blood/alcohol limit down there.its 0.05 here...
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Old 30-11-05, 16:56   #107
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fuck, whats the blood/alcohol limit down there.its 0.05 here...
its the same here too
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Old 09-12-05, 11:57   #108
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i would have to say that i like the topics now for tazzy, mum and kuz are they same there right? jk jk love melbourne VL home
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Old 14-12-05, 01:29   #109
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the inbred state geez you bloody mexicans are envious of our lovley state. there are more inbread freaks in NSW, anyone that has been to the lismore/ninbin region will know what i'm on about!!

go the tassie tigers!!!!!
lol damn u im from lismore... its more out the western way... eg casino and nimbin and out... lismore just has them come there to go shopping :P
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Old 22-12-05, 09:40   #110
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tassie people all root there sisters and mothers and brothers, ya brothers ya father, ya sisters ya aunty, ya mothers ya boyfriend, ya pets ya lover, ****
sort it out.
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Old 24-12-05, 15:52   #111
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^^^The Above post just demonstrates the lack of intelligence of some people. Namely Trevor.
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Old 28-12-05, 12:41   #112
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tassie people all root there sisters and mothers and brothers, ya brothers ya father, ya sisters ya aunty, ya mothers ya boyfriend, ya pets ya lover, ****
sort it out.
I'd be pissed off too if my parents named me 'Trevor', and i lived in WA.....wanker!
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Old 31-12-05, 06:53   #113
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[QUOTE=SLY-PSI]*Note* I am at work and I am bored so I thought I might share a random story.

U WERE LUCKY TO FIND A NICE COP MOST OTHERS WOULD HAVE BOOKED U GUYS ON THE SPOT
and all these silly remarks about how inbread we are are the jokes we say about mainlanders
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Old 02-01-06, 09:24   #114
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and all these silly remarks about how inbread we are are the jokes we say about mainlanders
Yeah, but we have a lot more pussy to choose from up here..we have a thing called bridges which span over our waster masses....glad you havent thought of them down there just yet....lol...
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Old 03-01-06, 14:32   #115
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I'd be pissed off too if my parents named me 'Trevor', and i lived in WA.....wanker!
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Old 04-01-06, 10:46   #116
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lol poor tasmanians getting flammed
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Old 06-01-06, 01:21   #117
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Ha hey all you 'mainlanders' ha haha thats some gross sh'it imagine all the tassies down there freezing, cuddling up to any relo they could find telling jokes about mainlanders. what jokes?
BRO:hey did you ever hear that one bout the mainlander guys?
DAD:no, tell us
"EVERYONE":Yeaha tell us billy bob.
BRO:well they tend to reproduce outside their own gene pool
SIS:No way!, thats disgusting
BRO:yes way
SIS:NO WAY
BRO:yes way
SIS:FUC.K ME NOW!
oh those tasmainans always trying to throw one up thier sisters.
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Old 06-07-06, 08:35   #118
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You seem to know alot about the topic! share some more of your encounters with us uhh....
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Old 06-07-06, 17:44   #119
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tassie people all root there sisters and mothers and brothers, ya brothers ya father, ya sisters ya aunty, ya mothers ya boyfriend, ya pets ya lover, ****
sort it out.
Whoo, well absalutely nothing i can say will ever compare to the Intellectual witticisms that old trevor here has obviously brainstormed over for many nights, even looks like thesaurus may have been used.
Gee, i might go and talk to a newzeelander about, HMMMM, I know, i've got a new one, Sheep, won't they be surprised!
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Old 12-08-06, 22:35   #120
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With relevant threads like this, this "Tasmania" section is going to get alot of visitors, lol

I mean i made the visit to this section

Where are all the tassie people, hiding?

Mick

go tassy go might be a bitch to live here but atlease we can mod the crap out of our cars and not be hassled by epa ect lol
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Old 13-08-06, 13:17   #121
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lol mod all ya want, i dont see the point though! i mean its allways cold and *** rainy how are you guna use the power in the rain?

ive been to tassie a few times nice to look at but i hated > slow drivers wet to layed back some pub shut at 10pm WTF! its 10pm?

as for the sisters thing i love sisters! ask a few of my mates sisters how much i loved em! :P
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Old 13-08-06, 20:43   #122
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what a load of crap if you mainlanders could putt ya heads out of ya asses you would find out its not that bad .....dont knock what ya have not tried...
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Old 13-08-06, 21:54   #123
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i was there for 2 weeks i think the rain stoped once dude!

and put only has one T :0
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Old 14-08-06, 00:31   #124
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Where in Tassie did you go mate? The west coast?
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Old 14-08-06, 10:17   #125
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and put only has one T :0
Haha I think he meant to say 'pull' but he couldn't concentrate on typing because, he was occupied with his sister.

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