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Old 05-12-10, 18:51   #1
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My girlfriend put on weight and fell through my only chair






but i fixed it up








i was pissed off coz i didn't have any other chairs
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Old 05-12-10, 19:31   #2
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should just sit it back together for the nexted victom to sit on it....lol
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Old 05-12-10, 19:42   #3
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Yeah i fixed it up for now but i need to get some milk crates for her to sit on

she was alright when i met her, now shes a bit of a fat pig
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Old 05-12-10, 22:13   #4
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Old 05-12-10, 22:31   #5
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got my cuzin to climb in and pull it out a vinnes bin a couple years ago

good find ay
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Old 05-12-10, 22:40   #6
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got my cuzin to climb in and pull it out a vinnes bin a couple years ago

good find ay
Not as good as your sauce bottle collection braz!
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Old 06-12-10, 16:32   #7
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mabey it was ur cooking that made her fat LOL
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Old 07-12-10, 22:35   #8
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Im still trying to understand this thread.

Little help?
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Old 08-12-10, 00:13   #9
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Im still trying to understand this thread.

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yu bein racist white dog?
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Old 09-12-10, 17:30   #10
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what part of what he said was racist?
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Old 09-12-10, 19:56   #11
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Turbz, your girlfriend doesn't sound that great by your description?, If your looking for a new girlfriend i know a really nice lady.



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Old 09-12-10, 20:02   #12
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giv me back ma cardigan
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as in leave it on a shelf? not very constructive..
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Old 09-12-10, 20:10   #13
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Turbz, your girlfriend doesn't sound that great by your description?, If your looking for a new girlfriend i know a really nice lady.

Nah datz my ex. she can hold a 6pack of cans up her cvnt and deep throat a long neck at da same time

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i knocked dat cvnt good ay, kick to da head
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Old 09-12-10, 21:37   #14
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**** u gordan you ****en ****
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Old 09-12-10, 21:44   #15
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run goradan its da police man
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Old 09-12-10, 21:53   #16
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Grab the bong, get the weed it's the police man!

So anyway, wtf is with this thread?
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Old 09-12-10, 22:33   #17
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nfi i just joined in lol
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Old 10-12-10, 00:37   #18
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Racism is wrong, lets make racism a crime because crime is for Gordan.
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Old 12-12-10, 22:30   #19
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are you the same person as on misc, or just stealing this **** from there?
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Old 14-12-10, 10:12   #20
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same
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Old 14-12-10, 14:59   #21
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are you the same person as on misc, or just stealing this **** from there?
Lmao.. misc detectives...

u mad?
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